Although I have a bit of a cold and I’m a bit sleepy, I am here as your humble junk food servant to celebrate National Cheetos Day. It would be remiss of me to end the day without reflecting on the deliciousness of Cheetos. Cheetos have helped me through some long and arduous days. Best catalyzed with Diet Dr. Pepper, they serve as fuel for concentration and creativity (that is, after you take care of the sticky cheese dust, because you don’t really want that getting stuck in your keyboard.*) Katy Perry has become the Patron Saint of Hot Cheetos, which many argue are even more delicious than regular Cheetos. Her influence was apparent when I arrived in London. I went to a grocery store in Sloane Square and noticed a mountain of Cheetos for sale. Upon further inspection, I noticed that they were all Hot Cheetos. I think this is due to Saint Katy’s influence. Personally, I am an equal opportunity Cheeto Lover. I must admit, however, that I haven’t yet tried some of the new Cheetos varieties, including Sweetos. Chester Cheeto should be ashamed of me. I’ll commit in advance to sampling them the next time I visit the U.S. of A.
I bid you all good night. May visions of cheesy poofs dance in your heads.
*I’ve noticed that food getting stuck in my keyboard is an issue I’ve addressed in few of my posts. Do I need a plastic cover that goes over my keyboard? Should I cover it with saran wrap? Should I post this question on Quora?